Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
i truly hope that star trek is in some way preserved for the next few centuries and i hope that solely so that some bitches can sit there on a Wednesday in the year 2338 and absolutely lose their minds because it is the 2nd of February and that is the day that Data got activated
The worst feeling as an ADHD person is getting the questions “What were you thinking?!” “Didn’t you realize that…?!” “Why didn’t that occur to you?!” Because the answer is always I don’t know I don’t know I DON’T KNOW!!! And all there is is burning shame and confusion and feeling like an absolute imbecile and failure of a human being.
A similar feeling, I think, is when an authority figure doggedly insists on litigating an accident as if it were a deliberate decision.
“How did you break the plate?”
“I accidentally dropped it. I’m cleaning up the mess!”
“Why did you do that?”
“It was an accident!”
“Why did you have an accident?”
Just, the relentless refusal to acknowledge that sometimes things just happen. To their mind, you made a decision which had results and now they have to humiliate you into admitting to that decision. And they just. won’t. let. it. go. There is a reason, you are responsible, it is your fault, and the more you insist that you did not have a plan, the more determined they are to unveil your plan to drop the plate of food on the floor.
if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby
ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters
my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby
I am so obsessed with this post you guys have no idea.
and let’s admit it
through an unlikely series of events, a bunch of mobsters are left in charge of looking after a baby is the greatest 90s comedy never made.
This is much funnier than the story that my grandmother used to tell about my dad taking a shit on Dolly Parton’s boobs.
Ok, first I do not know if this is a true story or not and Im pretty sure my grandpa is probably in bed by now so I can’t just call him up and fact check.
Apparently there was a family vacation my grandparents took when my dad was just a baby, still in diapers to Dollywood, Dolly Parton’s theme park or whatever it is and my grandparents being who they were wanted to get in on the photo op thus Dolly ended up holding my dad for the photo (she’s a very nice lady in real life from what I know)
Unfortunately as I stated, my dad was a baby still in diapers and as babies do, he took a shit.
This shit however, if the story is to be believed, was a rather colossal shit for such a small baby and his diaper just overflowed during the small amount of time it took for the picture to be taken and I dont know if he was wearing a onesie or just not wearing pants at the time but as my grandmother always said while telling this story, “Your daddy took a dump on an American icon and got away with it because he was a cute little baby.”
I hc Garak, Julian and Kelas to adopt like a fuckton of kids of varying species and I imagine them all lining up like in “So Long, Farewell” from the “Sound of Music” at like official functions where the families of high ranking officials/doctors are asked to attend..
