Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason they’ve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and I’m obsessed with her
In the reaction video to the episode 04 duel that Gwendolyn Christie and Tom Sturridge did, Tom mentioned something about how despite being enemies, there’s a certain degree of affection between Lucifer and Dream, and I’m inclined to agree at least on Dream’s part (because obviously she can hardly stand even the mere sight of him).
I think there’s a sort of “frenemies” quality to that affection? As in, “this person is determined to see my downfall, but she is so mercilessly dedicated to it, she is so resolute, so inventive in her spite, her unbridled HATRED toward me, she will not miss a single chance to royally fuck my life, but it’s such a genuine ruthless loathing that I cannot help to appreciate her efforts with my whole heart”.
The guy spent an entire monologue explaining to Matthew how the devil was this beautiful and awesome powerful angel, then proceeded to respect the fuck out of Lucifer the entire time they were there. Lucifer was being a little shit. Meanwhile Dream was just. Genuinely so respectful???
And then, during this interview, Gwendoline says something like “he’s producing a weird sexual vibe, which I’m not interested in, but I’m interested in messing with him” and since watching this the only thing I can think about is Lucifer trying SO HARD to crush Dream and he keeps on Being Himself, and apparently Lucifer is thinking “wait, is he flirting? Is he seriously flirting with me right now, what the fuck, I want him obliterated-”
Like, this is hilarious, Lucifer hates this guy so much and he has the balls to show up uninvited and appear not only respectful and affectionate, but also flirty??
I stick by the idea that this whole battle was such a revelatory moment for Lucifer that the Morningstar was like, “Well shit, being a dark haired sexy British man with he/him pronouns is working great for Morpheus, why don’t I try it” and that’s how we got the Tom Ellis series.
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
People’s bodies? aren’t yours to touch without permission. Even in spectrum spaces.
An incomplete list of experiences I have had in spectrum spaces-
* A gay man throwing his arm across my cleavage and telling the bartender to avert his eyes because ‘he just got married.’
* A gay man /grabbing my breasts/ and putting them up on a bar because ‘ Honey, you looked like you needed a rest.’
* A drag queen pulling my shirt down during a show.
* A drag queen motorboating me during the show.
* A woman stopping me as I tried to leave a venue, holding my hands and then my shoulders to tell me I wasn’t allowed to leave because she was a breast woman and my cleavage needed to be at that event.
* A woman grabbing my chest to remark ‘god is kind to let me be in your presence tonight.’
Non straight men?
Just because you aren’t into women, doesn’t mean you can grab women’s bodies and then claim it’s okay because you aren’t into them.
Non straight non-men?
Just because you aren’t a man, doesn’t mean you can grab women’s bodies and then claim it’s okay because you aren’t a man.
Guy:
Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.
Me:
...
Me:
good evening then.
*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*
Me:
[getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
First dude:
of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.
Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?
