Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will
on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.
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Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats
“The first time I met Vico Ortiz was just before the pandemic hit and
they were about to take their drag king experience to the small screen
on the Starz series VIDA. For that role, Ortiz was performing in drag as Danny Trejo in a full Machete
costume. “You know, the same mustache that I wore for Danny Trejo is
the mustache that I used to audition for this role,” they tell EW when
speaking about their latest role as Jim, the gender-bending pirate on
HBOMax’s Our Flag Means Death…”
To deviate a little from queer history - for those of you who had questions when we talked in our episode on Our Flag Means Death about Vico Ortiz as Danny Trejo, please enjoy.
we all love the frank iero binders but i think a true triumph in trans merch and hysterically confusing twitter trends could occur if Green Day started selling packers in the middle of football season
The whole nft thing is miles funnier than the broader cryptocurrency thing because nfts are about paying out of your asshole to buy a picrew illustrated by someone whose sole exposure to the art world at large was via viral animated cartoons uploaded onto ebaumsworld
Like don’t get me wrong, attempting to own a jpeg is hilarious enough, but I cannot stress enough how fucking ugly these things are. Imagine paying a mortgage for a bitmoji designed by someone whose sole job is like, drawing the cast of The Big Bang Theory in the Family Guy style
My favorite part is watching people instantly getting art-thief bots to steal these “$8k NFTs only mine do not steal!!!” and put them on cheap t-shirts
pipistrellus: tolkien elves are basically vampires minus literal bloodsucking and i love that he NEVER REALIZED THIS. theyre not like elves at all really they are just. they're vampires. they are vampires. just fancy singing vampires
I was dancing outside the woods. It was starry and moonlit so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A wild man stared at me and touched my arm. I put up my middle finger at him and ran away.
“Hey Tinuviel!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Beren!
“What’s up Beren?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said shyly, and passed out for like year.
I’m having an out of body experience reading this. Ship what have you done.
