Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

CARDASSIAAAAAAAAAA


I am drunk and I love Cardassia. I would move there if I could??? Wanna live with the space lizards. I know they have their faults but fuck. Who doesn’t. They are beautiful and sexy. So that fixes some things. Lmao. I mean not really but ykwim. Idk what it is but they make me ache. I want them to thrive. I WANT THEM TO THRIVE.

Have you ever bonded with a whole fictional species? It’s a lot to handle.

gulducock:

i am going to talk aboyt my cardassian gender theories to you all and prove that garak and ziyal are both transgender and you cant deny it because my theory is sound. okay so. you know the blue that appears on cardassians foreheads/neck ridges? i actually dont think its makeup but actually is part of their skin say like how male peacocks are brighter while the females arent its like that kind of thing so the women are more colorful ANYWAY. WHEN seska returned to her cardassian self halfway in voyager the ridge on her forehead had a blue coloration when there was absolutely NOOOO way tht she would have access to like. makeup and stuff on a cazon ship so it has to simply be just how their skin is so onto why garak and ziyal are trans when we see ziyal she has NO blue on her forehead ridge and you may say “Well uhm its because shes half bajoran” youre WRONG because when seska transitioned from bajoran to cardassian she only made it halfway and yet the blue was still there so ziyal SHOULD have it but she doesnt which is why. she is transgender mtf. ALSO in the way of the warrior we see garak with what looks like a very translucent blue on his forehead ridge which i theorize is peeking out because he forgot to cover it up with makeup so we see it one time wwhich makes him also transgenderbd. you can not deny my theory. thank you

piestrudel:

piestrudel:

garak gets an ass tattoo Send Tweet

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@tirlaeyn no I don’t think he’d get something he hates I think it’s literally just to Look Sexy

like it wouldn’t even be a design of a person or object, it would be more like. Some fancy line art or geometric design? @mullroy has also theorized about carving little channels into scales and putting metal filling into them, etched designs filled with gold or silver or bronze (NOT in the context of the ass tattoo specifically, I feel like I should mention for the sake of his honor. This was general cardassian tattoo talk)

and yes he’s a spy and tattoos aren’t necessarily ideal for that profession but I also feel like medical technology has advanced enough that removal would be easy and straightforward so he can get an impulse ass tattoo or etching. As a treat

OMFG KINTSUGI-ESQUE CARDASSIAN TATTOOS!!! I love it!!

I like the idea of a geometric pattern for the ass tattoo, but he is so sentimental. I feel like it would have to mean *something*. Might be a very abstract concept tho that would only make sense to him XD Sounds about right.