I love how Garak has such a round face
HEY IT SAID FORMER
How thoughtful of the writers to give Garak all the best lines.
Wait I thought of a better version of that meme
astrangergivingthestrangewelcome:
Favorite thing about Garak’s whole set up is that the tailor shop was absolutely NOT a front. I’m sure when Garak opened it he assumed that some shady things would wind up happening there but he was never serving in an official capacity to any government. This tailor shop really was just how he was getting his money. This man. This man spent his whole life being a spy, killing and torturing people, doing all sorts of high level espionage. And when he has to sit down at like. Age 40 and have a think on what he wants to do next. He’s just like. Tailor shop. It’s going to be a tailor shop. I will Sew Clothes until my life is back on track. Was sewing like… His way to unwind after aiding and abetting the Cardassian Occupation? It’s a hard thing to do professionally, you have to be good at it. Was this always his plan B???
If NO ONE ELSE is going to think about the entire Niners crew marching into Garak’s shop to be measured and fitted for custom made baseball uniforms then I WILL,
He knows that they’re giving him an out to focus on something other than decrypting messages for a bit, and honestly the uniforms are exceedingly ugly in his professional tailoring opinion (humans and their onesies…), but GOSH darn it the entire station is buzzing with baseball fever and it’s infectious. He even ran into Colonel Kira practicing her swing, made a joke about standing behind her being more dangerous than in front of her, and she laughed.
So he agrees, and I would’ve Loved there to be a scene where Garak’s sitting in the stands next to Rom just to politely watch how everything goes down. (“Just so I can see the fruits of my labor in the correct historical context, of course!”) And maybe he sabotages a Vulcan pitch once, it’s fine.
improbable cause / the die is cast special edition of Garak text memes v.9
finally finished! this was so fun, the lighting & their expressions really stood out to me … been ages since i did a screenshot redraw
spacelizardswhopassedthreshold:
Garak: “But really, doctor, there was no harm done.”
Dr. Bashir: “They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.”
Garak: “Ah but i got off several cutting remarks, which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.”
Bashir: “Garak, this isn’t funny.”
Garak: “I’m serious, doctor. I’m almost completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.”
Garak.
Honey.
I love you. <3







