marvagon:

violet-red-velvet:

Monsterfucker makes it sound like I only want them for their body…no…I am a monster romancer. I want to take them out on a date, have some delightful and witty conversation over wine. Dance together under the moonlight to an orchestra of crickets. I want to learn about every little thing that makes them who they are. And then I fuck them.

attentiondeficitstarscream:

bugabooperboo:

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

did people think we were fucking joking about this

micoafterdark:

ashestoashesjc:

sirprincessbutchtwink:

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

It thinks for a moment. 

“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”

I’ve never been more turned on. 

Finally made it. Monsterfuckers rejoice