trekcore:

starbashir:

remember when quark and the ferengi gang were bullying mirror garak and he made This face

gayspock:

its like they put pussy into all the mirrorverse characters except for garak who usually has lots of pussy but now has none at all. perhaps its like a law of pussy conservation where pussy cannot be created or destroyed, so basically the mirrorverse and normal verse both have the same pussy levels overall but garak’s is just redistributed. so everyone else gets a lot more pussy but he’s, like, gasping on the floor for a crumb.

deepchrome:

pyrrhic-victory1:

Mirror Garak is only like that because he’s never worked retail

#the first requirement of retail is that you must subsume the desire to kill

- why was that in the tags? It’s absolutely correct. Signed, a former grocery store cashier