hxans: The Domestic Meme
Give me one of my ships any ship, crack or otherwise and I will answer the following questions about my personal head canon:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Most of the time, Natasha is the big spoon, curling around Peggy, but every now and then, after a particularly rough mission, or when she’s haunted by dreams of the Red Room, Peggy takes over, curing around Nat & holding her tight.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Practicing at the shooting range and making the male agents want to cry.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
The only time the hot water gets used up is if they shower together.
what they order from take out
Peggy prefers home-cooked meals, but will eat whatever take out Nat brings home. Nat doesn’t have a favourite, she just likes never cooking a meal.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Nat leaves lights on in rooms they’re not in; Peggy tries to use as little lighting as possible, Nevermind they’re not living in blackout days or rationed anymore.
who does most of the cleaning
Peggy’s no slob, but Nat is particularly thorough about scrubbing rooms down.
who leaves their stuff around
Peggy leaves books everywhere, Nat will tend to drop her clothes wherever
who remembers to buy the milk
Whoever finished it last.
who remembers anniversaries
They both do. And not just the romantic ones.
BONUS:
Does the laundry?
Peggy, usually.
Is more spontaneous?
Nat. Especially if Peggy is becoming too routine.
Gets up in the middle of the night to deal with the baby crying?
Children…is something they never discussed.
Is more possessive?
Peggy. She ignores the men that fancy Nat as much as she rebuffs the men that fancy her. But the moment another woman eyes up Nat? She is quick to stake her claim.
Is most likely to fall asleep while watching a movie?
Peggy. Nat usually can’t remember what the rest of the movie is about, because she’s too busy watching Peggy sleep.
Is most likely to steal the others clothes?
They’re fairly evenly matched for sizes, so sort of have a single wardrobe they share.
Cave to the other giving them pleading eyes?
You’d think Nat would have the most soulful pleading eyes, but she caves to Peggy’s looks more than the other woman ever does.
