greelin:

greelin:

honest to god am not even neutral about going gray like i’m WAITING for that shit… thrilled at the prospect.. point out a gray hair and watch me get elated

it’s so sexy. Sorry. who said that

51nn0n:

Pigeon <3

cocoon2010:

“ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america’s rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-” I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

natalieberzatto:

i don’t want a job i just want to order stuff online

krawps:

i understand dads now. i sit down for 5 minutes and i just start falling asleep. i get it now

mxbutchtwink:

Being nonbinary has become too aestheticized shout out to nonbinary people who are ugly nasty little freaks

strugglingclassicist:

strugglingclassicist:

I love being a fairly pacifist person who’s never been in a physical fight ever yet whenever people I hold dear have an injustice small or big happen to them I’m like hmmmmm how can I use physical violence to help you

my dearest beloved: I feel a bit off and bad:(( idk maybe it’s just something about Tuesdays:(

my initial reaction on how to proceed:

funnytwittertweets:

theycantstopthesignal:

surprisebitch:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ride-eternal-in-valhalla:

yujuchingu:

sapphictaurean:

trohmosexual:

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy
who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt

Originally posted by addyisabutler

Sour Squad.

SOUR is only where it’s at

Hell yeah

elise-bauman:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once