goblinselfshippr:

“are you ok?”

No I want a fictional man to kiss me on my forehead and tell me I didn’t deserve all the shit real people put me through

greelin:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

helyiios:

datadegroove:

charlottan:

yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

yeah I’m into S&M Snork & Mimimimi…

virgoboy:

i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house

memegiver:

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i’m not leaving the house)

sandaime:

curioscurio:

I’m sorry I’m a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can’t see the fun checkmarks

roguemonsterfucker:

Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.