rnanta-ray:

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

roundtop:

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

#i am a haphazardly-curated collection of the mannerisms of everyone i’ve ever loved #seriously i am natural mimic and i cannot control it #i will steal your shit

laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

sad-sap:

does anyone else ever get the feeling of Not Being Mentally Ill Enough during times when things are okay and then start to wonder if you were just making it all up

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing