letsplaysocialjustice:

when will ppl realise that i’m not a computer expert i just know how to click on things until i find the problem

gershga:

“Would you put day drinking under experience or special skills?”

punk-roque:

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

surmounts:

That moment when you already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said so, you just nod, smile and agree. 

fibro-bro:

I’m going to be so good at being old. My joints hurt and I can’t remember shit.

fartgallery:

im very dreamy, but only in the way that I usually make no sense and people forget me all the time