Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
  • me: *likes something*
  • me: *extensively researches and develops an emotional dependency for the thing in the short span of three days*
  • Her: Are you going to commit to a new year's resolution this year?
  • Me: Yup. I'm going to stop procrastinating. That's something I have control over and it really is the cause of so many of my problems.
  • Her: Sounds good. Is there something you could get a head start on now?
  • Me: ...
  • Her: ...
  • Me: The new year starts on Friday. Calm down.