oysters-aint-for-me:

dragonflea:

comicgeekscomicgeek:

i-might-be-vanny:

sandersgrey:

sandersgrey:

oysters-aint-for-me:

oysters-aint-for-me:

oysters-aint-for-me:

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist 

wait i gotta google something

yeah this is funny

To be fair to that last point, that kills just about everyone.

Op i would like an interview

only if it’s homoerotic

natalieironside:

endreal:

natalieironside:

ofbodiesofcities:

natalieironside:

temporarychihuahua:

natalieironside:

schmaniel:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like “You’re a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die,” and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

Anyway anglerfish are fucking huge. They’re born the size of a Ford F250 and grow up to be six times taller than God.

no, you’re thinking of sunfish.

Originally posted by tru-stim

That’s less than half the size of your average anglerfish

anglerfish, at their absolute largest, barely exceed a centimeter in length. i hate you and please delete your blog

That’s technically true but who’s to say how big those centimeters are

are they smooth?

Every which way, just like their very close relative the shark

Centimeters are related to sharks???? 😯

yeah “centi” is Greek for “shark”

celticpyro:

mythicalwashrag:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

i dont follow

+

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

asgardian–angels:

gulducock:

gulducock:

garaks outfit in ‘rocks and shoals’ was literally one of his best i dont know about you but that jacket hit different and we literally never got to see it ever again. criminal

obviously his whole entire look here fucked so hard but i am looking at the jacket.

here you go! in better lighting for full appreciation!

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople:

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

dysfunctionalqueer:

Petitions for onions to stop existing

But if there were no more onions, think of what we would be missing! Can you imagine? No more french onion soup. No more caramelized onions on your steaks and burgers. No more onion rings. No more fried onions on your green bean casserole. No more delightful crunch on sandwiches and tacos. We’d have to make do with lettuce for that crunch. Lettuce! And what about mirepoix and Lousiana’s trinity? What would we replace the onion with, hmm? You think about that. You think good and hard what life would be without onions. If you still want to sign this petition, well, I don’t know if we can be friends.