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amiplayingright:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

nostalgic-breton-girl:

spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:

water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs

summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones

shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes

detect life: detects bacteria

shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape

divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire

mark: summons a guy called mark

The first is excellent if you for whatever reason can’t lift the bucket yourself, perfect for disabled people

Summoning a pile of bones is great for when you teach biology classes or need bones for potions/crafting

Dirty jokes book is honestly just something for when an evening at the tavern gets boring

Detect bacteria is essential for healers to ensure tools are clean

Shadow shapes are perfect for performers

Divine intervention for when farmers need to burn down underbrush

Not sure what Mark is for though

Friendship :-)

manywinged:

mushrooms are so common that you can literally find them growing in your garden after it rains but seeing one always feels so magical. like i’ll just be walking around but then i see a mushroom and suddenly it’s like i’m a character in a children’s storybook whose friends are all faeries and talking animals.