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Lmfao so when did black people come into the picture? Like I really wanna hear her logic on how and when black people came along.
Do me a favor. try and imagine some kind of hand, a spectral sort of hand that covers your hand and slowly guides your mouse towards the links above. Or, here, I’ll do you one better. Imagine that spectral hand typing these words, yes; I do mean the ones you’re reading right now.
see it? You got that okay? Now, imagine that spectral hand is urging you…to CLICK THAT LINK. I swear, and I know this sounds silly but…when you do that, your internet browser will open up an article for you to read. It’s written by Sheldon Creek doing a series on the volumes of The Image of the Black in Western Art, and it’s all about this painting:
And if this is getting to be too much for you, here’s an excerpt from this “article” I am asking you to consider reading:
The sketch most likely dates to the middle period of the artist’s
career, which coincided with the advent of a new phase in the
post-revolutionary history of France. In 1830 the monarchy was restored
after Napoleon was overthrown. The new leader, Louis-Philippe, sought to
balance the grudges still nursed by partisans of the old regime, the
republic, and the reign of Napoleon Bonaparte. As a major part of his
ideological reorientation of the state, Louis-Philippe decided to
memorialize the history of French military exploits with a grand gallery
of paintings to be set up in the former royal palace of Versailles.
Vernet’s sketch may have some connection with this project. The sitter’s
uniform dates to the initial period of the French Revolution, a time
nearly 40 years earlier than the date of the sketch itself.
Ok, you got that?
You know what’s really cool? This guy^^^ might have been a relative of Alexandre Dumas, you know, the french guy? The one who wrote The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers? You know? One of the most famous French authors of the 19th century?
I could probably keep going all the way back to the beginning of time, but mine just ran out. And hey, no one can FORCE you to know things you just don’t FEEL LIKE KNOWING! Congrats, and have a nice life!
“No one can force you to know things you just don’t feel like knowing”
I’m a firm believer that politics should be kept out of our military and that our military should be kept out of politics. However, over the last week, a line was crossed not just between politics and our military but between personal ideology and human decency.
You recently told a crowd of your supporters, upon receiving a replica Purple Heart, that you’d, “always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.”
Mr. Trump, I’m not a campaign manager. I can’t tell you how to run this race. But I say this as someone who knows you. I’ve met you before and you seemed as though you genuinely cared about my service and sacrifice. I wonder which version is the real you.
I am a proud post-9/11 U.S. Army veteran and Purple Heart recipient. When I first joined the military, like many other service members, I had dreams of serving valiantly and one day receiving many military accolades in service of our great nation.
In April 2003, the humvee I was driving outside of Karbala, Iraq, ran over a roadside bomb. The passengers were immediately ejected as a result of the blast, but I was trapped inside the burning vehicle for five minutes. I can tell you without equivocation that the one award I did not want to receive was a Purple Heart, but I got one anyway. And I’ll tell you now, I didn’t get mine the easy way.
I came home to my mother with third-degree burns over 33% of my body. I have had 30-plus surgeries to repair the skin grafts and tissue expanders since 2003. I came home a Purple Heart recipient, but my mother knew that we were only a few heartbeats away from giving her a new designation — a Gold Star.
So far you seem to have denigrated a prisoner of war, disparaged a four-star general who devoted his life to service, and disrespected the faith and the grief of a Gold Star family. Any one of these actions alone would otherwise disqualify a person auditioning for the role of our commander in chief.
I cannot understand why you have continually attempted to dishonor the memory of Army Captain Humayun Khan. You have repeatedly attempted to link him and his family to radical Islamic terrorism by even bringing their names up in the same sentence.
You say that you support our military, but your actions tell a different story. You assert that you have made sacrifices on par with the Khan family. I must ask you; do you truly understand the fundamental difference between investments and sacrifice?
Your reaction to his family’s emotional statement has shown me two things: First, you have a difficult time picking your battles. In the military, this is an important lesson that soldiers learn. You attended a military academy in your childhood and you are a businessman, so I know you understand this strategy.
If your response to this family had simply been to acknowledge their ultimate sacrifice and to say that as Americans, they are constitutionally entitled to their opinions, that would have been enough. You chose a different tactic. You chose to stay in the news cycle with your increasingly outrageous statements of condemnation of a family who, by all accounts, should absolutely be off limits.
How can we trust our military in the hands of a commander in chief who we can’t even trust to comfort the parents of a fallen soldier?
Second, your reaction also tells me that since you have difficulty dealing with the opinions of a private citizen of this country, you will almost certainly have a harder time in the world of global politics.
My 4-year-old daughter has a better sense of human empathy around this subject. When I take her to the park and other children stare at the scars that cover my face and arms, she takes my hand and encourages me to talk to those young children and explain why I look the way I look.
My hope is that your actions and words do not continue to erode our civil discourse. I pray that good people in this country continue to be shocked by your rhetoric because that means they agree that your words and actions have no place in society, much less in the Oval Office.
You have stated that all press is good press. It’s an interesting strategy that has thus far worked for you. But this, the memory of our fallen soldiers, their families, former POWs, and the proud recipients of the Purple Heart honor. This is not the position from which you should be getting your press. This is off-limits.
Please remember that the people you are speaking about, our brave men and women of the armed forces make up less than 1% of the population. However, if you become commander in chief, they will be the people who are going to fight for you regardless of personal politics. These are the people who will defend you. These are their families you are talking about. These are not the people you want to continue to carry out your petty grievances and personal attacks with.
I respectfully suggest you get a primer on the word sacrifice, as well as a lesson in human decency.
Jeanne de Clisson (1300-1359): the Lioness of Brittany
More historical details and footnotes up later today when I have more time. The short version is: we know she existed, that she led forces against France, that she became a pirate, and that she was protected by England. The extent of her feats varies greatly based on the telling – estimates of the length of her career as pirate range between five months and thirteen years! – but whatever the heck she actually did left quite an impression.
Plus things like CCTV, easily removable convertible tops, toilet paper holders, improvements in cataract surgery, and research that lead to touch tone telephones, portable faxes, caller ID, call waiting, and fiber optic cables.
A black woman’s DNA is responsible for majority of the twentieth centuries cell, cancer and vaccine research. Fuck you anon.
Sarah E. Goode - Folding Cabinet Bed July 14, 1885 - 322,117
Miriam E. Benjamin (School teacher) -Patented a gong and
signal chair for motels- July 17, 1888- 386,289
Anna M. Mangin (Woodside, New York) -Patent for a pastry
fork -March 1, 1892 - 470,005
Lyda A. Newman (New York City, NY) -Patent for a hair brush
which permitted easy cleaning by having a detachable unit which carried the
brush and bristles-
November 15, 1898 -614,335
Madeline Turner (Oakland, California) -Patent for a fruit
press.- April 25, 1916 -1,180,959
Alice H. Parker (Morristown, NJ) -Issued a patent for a
heating furnace. The invention provided
a mechanism for regulating heat to be carried to various rooms of a building.
-December 19,1919 -1,325,905
Marjorie Joyner
(Chicago, Illinois)- Patent for a permanent wave machine which could
wave the hair of both white and Black people. -November 27,1928- 1,693,515
Marjorie Joyner was employed by the Madame C.J. Walker
Cosmetic Company and assigned her patent rights to that company for a hair
styling hot comb (erroneously cited as invented by Walker).
Madame C.J. Walker,
born Sarah Breedlove, invented hair creams to soften the hair. She also developed other lotions and creams
for which she acquired trademarks.
Patricia Carter Ives.
“Creativity and Inventions. (Arlington, VA: Research Unlimited), 1987.
Henrietta Mahim Bradberry
(Chicago, Illinois) Patented a bed rack which was an attachment to the
bed that permitted air to pass through and refreshed worn clothes. - May 25,
1943 2,320,027
Device operated pneumatically and was adapted to discharge
torpedoes under the water surface. -
December 11,1945 2,390,688
Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner (Washington, D.C.) (born in
Charlotte, North Carolina) Sanitary Belt. May 15, 1956 2,881,761 Sanitary Belt
with Moistureproof Napkin Pocket. April
14, 1959 2,881,761 Carrier attachment
for invalid walkers. (McLean, Virginia) May 18, 1976 - 3,957,071 Bathroom
Tissue Holder. (Williamsburg, Virgina)
October 19, 1982 - 4,354,643 Back washer
mounted on a shower wall and bathtub. September 29, 1987 4,696,068
Mildred Austin Smith
(Sister of Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner) Family relationships card game
A game that explores genealogical family relationships. Marketed under the names “Family
Relationships Card Game” and trademarked as Family Treedition, also
available in braille October 28, 1980 4,230,321 .
Virgie M. Ammons- Fireplace damper actuating tool. The
instrument opens and closes a fireplace damper and is also intended to operate
as a securing means to prevent fluttering of the damper due to wind -September
30, 1975 3,908,633.
Iula O. Carter
(Ohio) Nursery Chair February 9, 1960 2,923,950
Bessie V. Griffin (New Jersey) Portable receptacle April 25,
1951 2,550,554
Maxine Snowden (Washington, D.C.) Rain Hat April 5, 1983
4,378,606
Mary Ann Moore
(Carlisle, Kentucky) Pain relief composition and method of preparing
same December 4, 1979 4,177,266
Patricia Bath, M.D. Los Angeles, CA Laser apparatus for surgery of cataracts
lenses- Dec.1,1998 5,919,186 ,Method and apparatus for ablating and removing
cataract May 17,1988 - 5,843,071 Apparatus for Ablating & Removing Cataract
Lenses Jul. 6, 1999 4,744,360
Marie V.Brittan Brown
Home security system Dec.2,1969
Joan Clark Los Angeles, CA Medicine tray Apr.1,1986 , Holder
for bras & like
Aug.31,1976 D283,249
Beatrice L. Cowans (Washington, DC) and Virginia E. Hall
(Washington, DC) Embroidered fruit bowl wall hanging and kit for making same.
Apr.5,1977 4,016,314
Ellen Elgin Clothes wringer 1880s
Julia Terry Hammonds (Lebanon, Illinois) Apparatus for
holding yarn skeins
Listed in the Official Gazette of the U.S. Patent
Office. Dec.15,1896 572,985
Joanna Hardin(New York, NY) and Bernard Hirschenson (New
York, NY) Keyboard standFeb. 23,1993 5,188,321
Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles, CA) Toaster April 14,1987 D289,249
Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles, CA) and Sheila Lynn
Jeter(Los Angeles, CA) and-held,
multi-functional devices in one housing including a stapler, staple remover,
pencil sharpener, hole punch, calculator, tape measure, architectural and
engineering scale. Sept. 16, 1997
D383,783
Gaba; Rodolfo (Simi Valley, CA); Griffin; Michael (Aqua
Dulce, CA); Gusakov; Ignaty (East Aurora, NY); Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles,
CA); Mach; Brian
(Elma, NY); Marsh; Gordon H.
(West Hills, CA). Medical waste
disposal container Sept. 7, 1999 5,947,285 ,
Container installing system Jul. 6, 1999 5,918,762, Cabinet for housing a medical waste container
Jun. 15, 1999D411,008
Natalie R. Love (Baltimore, MD) T-Top roof cover May 5,1992
5,110,178
Brothella Quick (Evanston, IL) Pocketed underwear Nov
23,1993 D341,470
Carol Randall (Los Angeles, CA) Portable holder for tissues
Aug.13,1996 Ear brace Nov.20,1990 5,544,750
Judy W. Reed
-Improvement in dough kneader & roller Sep.20,1884
Mary J. Reynolds Hoisting/loading mechanism Apr.20,1920
Archia L. Ross (New York, NY) Runner for Stoops. August 4,
1896 and Trousers Support November 28, 1899 565,301
Theora Stephens Pressing/curling iron
Valerie Thomas(Lanham, MD) Illusion transmitter Oct 21,1980
4,229,761
M. Thomas Float-operated circuit closer May 4,1920
Hirschenson; Bernard (New York, NY); Hardin; Joanna (New
York, NY)Keyboard stand February 23, 19935,188,32
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.
Reblogged for truth.
❤️❤️❤️
Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”
Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”
All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?
Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
I don’t often reblog posts of people getting owned, but when I do…
man the ancient greeks didn’t dare to speak persephone’s name she was that powerful and venerated (they called her Kore, “the maiden”), hades didn’t get that honour
Rebagel for those book links, I find the Persephone and Hades stuff on here fascinating and I want to research it more
reblogging for both the excellent smackdown and the phrase “stringy piece of over-boiled okra”, which I sense I will be using a lot in future.
-You know their temperament already. Their issues, fears, likes, dislikes, etc. (if they even have any downsides)
-They most likely don’t need to be trained.
-They are/can be just as fun loving and fun as a baby animal.
-They are less likely to be adopted because people don’t give them a chance.
-The longer they stay in a shelter, the more deteriorated their mental state can become and, as I said above, they are less likely to be adopted.
Let me tell you the story of my dog Brutis:
My husband and I went looking for a dog at our local shelters to get our first dog. We met many happy, fun dogs but nothing was really sticking (plus we had a breed/weight restriction at the time on our apartment).
I looked into a cage/kennel that was full of little dogs. Way in the back I saw a little black and white dog. He didn’t come up to the cage to greet me but we were making eye contact. He was 5 years old and he wasn’t excitable like the other dogs. He wasn’t happy but he wasn’t angry (as many little dogs can be with strangers). He looked….sad. Something came over me and I said “I want to see that one.” The lady responds “Okay, great! He might be a little shy…” so we go into one of the little fenced off grass areas and wait. The door opens and she exclaims “I WAS WRONG!!” When she lets him off the leash, he takes off running full speed around the grass. I mean full speed. He was insanely fast. He does a lap and comes to a full stop in front of us, rolling over so we can scratch him. His tail going a million miles a second. Tongue out. Big smile. We played fetch with him and he was beyond happy to be out of that cage. He was the one.
I wish I could find the photo from when we first brought him home but it escapes me right now. He sat in my lap the whole way home, head on the window, smiling. We took him home and he was wonderful.
I found out later why he was so sad. He was owned previously by an elderly man who had taken him in for surgery on his little elbow. While he was in surgery, his owner died. So poor Brutis, with no one to take him in, went from a surgery table to a shelter cage. He was confused and depressed. Poor guy. I would have been sad too. :(
Let me tell you about him:
He loves to sleep and he is extremely mellow.
He is also extremely social for a small dog. Very VERY confident. He loves everyone, especially new guests/going over to someone’s house.
He is always happy. I call him “happy boy” and “wiggle butt” because his tail is always wagging. (Plus he will wear a tie)
He is kind and gentle, a major cat lover.
(watched a tiny kitten for a few days and he kept it warm)
While selective with his dog friends, having that typical and fearless “little dog syndrome” (he’s a major alpha dog), he always gets comfortable eventually and has made many friends who he loves to visit. Lifelong friends.
(with his favorite lifelong dog friend/sister-in-law, Annie)
He is a soft and sensitive boy. He just wants to make you happy and is very sad when he doesn’t. It only takes a look to make him feeling guilty. He just wants to be a good boy.
While he is a very happy boy, he is also a very serious boy. He likes his naps and is a grumpy old man when they are being disturbed.
Overall he is a sleepy, sweet, happy, grumpy “old man” and he’s perfect.
Please consider giving an older/shy seeming animal a chance. They need your love and they can be wonderful pets. You can turn their lives around! xo
If men stopped working…the world would continue on.
If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.
What?
there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.
working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.
you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day.
iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world.
is your astonishment solved now?
We already know what happens to countries when the majority of the male workforce is removed. It is called “war.”
If you want to read Highly Documented and Very Historical accounts of how countries function without internal male labor, you can start by diving in to World War 1 and World War 2! (I’m just gonna talk about the Allied forces because my English is best
and I know the most about them, but the Axis powers had similar
dynamics!)
See, when the warring civilizations threw every able-bodied man they could at war fronts all over the planet, this left enormous labor vacuums. Not only did the countries have to function without male labor, but they also had to funnel vast amounts of food, clothing, ammunition and weapons to the men in combat. By WW2, women were needed in every possible role that didn’t include active combat.
If you send millions of men to combat, then the resulting millions of empty, necessary, “male” jobs must be done by women. That’s just how it works.
This is an British WW1 poster from 1917. It says it succinctly - every woman who takes a “male” job in the military, frees up that man for active combat.
One thing that you can’t get enough of in war is bullets! With men spending bullets but not making them, the women need to do it. These WW1 posters from around 1918 are pretty cool - the woman “doing her bit” has shades of Art Nouveau, I think.
Here’s an American WW1 poster in which the women are dressed as mechanics, train drivers, military support, manufacturers, farmers and nurses. I like the cool Victorian shoes and the baggy trousers. Isn’t it funny to think that this happened between the Victorians and the flappers?
In WW1, you couldn’t even afford to spare able-bodied men to drive ambulances in warzones. Ambulance drivers on the Front were largely women. They picked up the wounded and dying men and took them to field hospitals staffed largely by women.
By WW2, the women of the Allied nations were SO ON TOP OF THIS.
Here is a Canadian lady from the 1940s. Women in Air Force support were vital - men were the fighter pilots, women were transport pilots - as well as doing the support roles like aircraft maintenance and preparation, parachute packing, communications and intelligence, managing the radar, plotting the weather, and, of course, doing the catering. The language on this poster shows that the woman does all of this necessary work to get the fighter pilots in the air. Every non-combat military job that a woman took meant one more fighter pilot and soldier in active combat.
Back at home, people functioned fairly well without men in WW2. Everyone’s seen this American WW2 poster, you know she’s encouraging women to get into the factories and make All The Stuff!
HEY WE STILL NEED LOTS OF FOOD TO EAT AND THERE ARE NO MEN TO MAKE THE FOOD, SHOULD WE STARVE?
NO WE SHOULD NOT
THIS AUSTRALIAN LADY IS GOING TO FARM ALL THE THINGS
Land Armies (staffed by Land Girls) were super necessary to feed everyone at home PLUS everyone at war. Land Girls were used in both WW1 and WW2. While farming was a “protected occupation” (male farmers wouldn’t be forcibly drafted into the military, because their jobs were too important to a functioning society) the majority male farmworkers decided to enlist voluntarily. This left elderly or disabled male farmworkers to do intensive work. By WW2 they had some tractors to help, but most farming was still done by hand or with draft animals, especially since the steel and fuel for the tractors was more needed on the Front.
This American lady found a cool old-timey tractor, which is just as good as an ambulance…
But this British lady has to do her plowing with a draft horse! The weathered old farmer, too old for combat, is very grateful.
FOOD COMES FIRST!
okay but LOOK at some of these other Plushy Man Jobs, Necessary To Prevent the Downfall of Society, that American women needed to do RIGHT NOW TO BEAT THE NAZIS:
AMERICAN WOMEN! THESE ELEVATORS AREN’T GOING TO OPERATE THEMSELVES
I CAN KEEP GOING FOREVER
TAKE THE JOBS FROM MEN!! TAKE THEM!! SEIZE THEM!! DRILL THE THING
Oddly, even without men at work, “women’s work” still got done.
Children were still mostly looked after. Large communal childcare programs were set up (they were quickly closed after WW2, though.) Food was prepared. Households
ran. Single women stayed single. The countries functioned. The world still turned. MILLIONS OF MEN
were WIPED OFF THE PLANET but the world still turned.
In fact, the Allies won both WW1 and WW2.
And the resulting power/gender/employment vacuums shaped the gender dynamics of most of Tumblr’s parents and grandparents.