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Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
things I love about storm news
“NOBODY SHOULD BE ON THE BEACH NOBODY SHOULD BE THERE YOU COULD DIE- we’re now going live to Steve on the beach. How is it looking, Steve?”
“It makes you want to turn off the news. It makes you want to unplug the internet. Or just look at cat GIFs. Believe me, I get it, in the last few weeks, I’ve watched a lot of cats do a lot of weird and interesting things. But we have a job to do and it’ll be good for people and for cats.”
— Hillary Rodham Clinton, accurately summarizing the entire country’s feelings about the election and reminding us what’s really important. (x)
Pizza to the rescue. (via abc news / thesonofprince)
Capitalism comes through yet again
She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote
- Asexuals: *exist*
- Sigmund Freud: *pterodactyl screeching*
If you can’t meet Nixon’s standards…
“Jolene, you’re so beautiful, Jolene, you’re so perfect, Jolene, your voice is just like the sound of summer rain, don’t mind me I’m just going to sublimate my anxiety about clearly being super in love with you into anxiety about my boyfriend, who is basically a featureless blob in this song that I wrote ostensibly about my love for him that’s really all about you, Jolene”