Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?
Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel
Jealousy
@fancyoats @tirlaeyn burd jealousy :O
my life is complete
I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face. It’s like “This is unexpected,”
@fancyoats @tirlaeyn you’ve probably already seen this, who doesn’t need confused ducks on their dash again
Woman Sets Up Bird Feeder Photo Booth to Capture Close-Ups of Feathered Friends
@tirlaeyn @fancyoats look at this treasure trove!!
Avocado toast with arugula, cream cheese, and arugula pesto on wholegrain bread with extra grain. And some strong tea!
@fannibalgrowingcircle
- Country music: My girlfriend left me and I don't know why
- Also country music: I left my boyfriend and here's exactly why.
I just realised where Kylo got his name from:
Ky = sKYwalker
Lo = soLO
Ren = literally just his birth name with an R
which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right
literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme
2nd two letters of your mother’s last name
Last two letters of your father’s last name1st three letters of your name but with an R
…Icon Rar.
The first part is SO DAMN COOL and then, just…Rar.
Fila Reb
uada rada
Ante Roe
Aler Rar
@subtlyforyouI JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT MAY WOULD DO BUT THE BABIES CAME IN
I watched this about ten billion times and each time it got better
I like the part when she calls them “Guests”
This is wonderful!
Add how old you will be in 2024
I’ll be 25 going on 26
25/26
I AM NOT READY TO ADULT
I will be 29 holy shit I wil be old
35 this website is full of god damned children
31. Oddly, when I first saw this I was like “okay, so I’m 17 now…” But, like, I was 17 7 years ago so wtf?? I’m exactly as close to being 31 as I am to being 17 and that’s weird.
I will turn 39 in 2024.
tbh once you find ao3, you can never go back to fanfiction.net