“im straight but damn”, a novel by me
‘‘one year later i’m 100% not straight ignore this post’‘ the sequel
maybe if he put a “please” on that…
“Ezalor, Keeper Of The LIght is the horse, the old guy is just some old guy who tagged along”
every hero is the best hero
when someones blogging is so on point that its all u can do to force urself not to reblog anything else of theirs bc otherwise ur blog would literally b their blog and then how would u maintain ur individualistic spirit
BLOG 10000000 TIMES
POSSUM
It makes no difference if you think the cat is yours or not - the cat decides!
In the real world, you do not own the cat, the cat owns you. Suck it up, puny mortal.
Meow Parlour is New York City’s first cat café, a place that combines sweet cats and delicious sweets!
At Meow Parlour, you can rent time to access to our space, where we have adoptable free roaming cats. You can come for as little as half an hour so you can just pet the cats or stay for up to five hours where you can use our free wi-fi while a cat naps next to you.
All the cats are adoptable. Meow Parlour has teamed up with KittyKind, an all volunteer, no kill rescue group located in NYC. KittyKind specializes in adopting out cats so if you fall in love, you can apply to adopt one! http://www.meowparlour.com/
Photos from: http://www.kennethinthe212.com/
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE KITTY
WHERE THERE ARE CAT CAFES
KITTIES KITTIES KITTY
But this one tastes like bird. (photo via k1llallh1pp1es)
oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because
- the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them
- including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features
- like black dolls with curly and textured hair
- or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds
- and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences
- and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer
- and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face
Also: SERVICE DOGS.
IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl.
They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.
Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.
au idea: two extras have to sit across from each other and pretend to converse at a restaurant on the set of a movie. but the fake conversation turns to real conversation and they are really into each other and the director calls cut because they are distracting from the actual characters who are supposed to be the ones making eyes and looking like they’re falling in love, not a couple of random extras





