Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
1 can of a food that does not come in a can in your country, wtf America why is everything in cans??
1 stalk pf something that has a totally different name where you are from and you have to google what it is
2 ounces of this liquid … what the fuck is an ounce??
Preheat oven to some temperature that sounds like it is as hot as the sun
Turn on a broiler. Find out what a broiler is.
2 pounds, dammit where is my calculator, of this product that seems to be plentiful in America but non existence in your country. Google how to get it on some shady black market.
Give up and wonder what the hell America even is.
If baking:
1 stick of butter. BUTTER COMES IN STICKS? What do you do with it, squish it out onto your bread like toothpaste?
Ten thousand cups of sugar, one cup of maple syrup and another cup of icing sugar.
A cup of some mysterious type of flour that doesn’t exist. Turns out to be just cornflour.
as an american baker this amuses me so very greatly
Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.
Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.
That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.
You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.
I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.
i’m watching house hunters international and this couple is getting a place in portugal, the wife is like all practical weighing the pros and cons and literally all the husband wants is a place for his goats
“oh this is so nice and traditional, it has a good open space, two bed and two bath – ” “there’s no space for my goats”
imagine your otp
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