praytothegay:

the most unrealistic thing about tv shows is how literally out of all the characters on the show no two characters have the same name??? like take any group of 20 white people i guarentee you like five of them are john

exeggcute:

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield i know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

fibro-bro:

I’m going to be so good at being old. My joints hurt and I can’t remember shit.