- <p> <b>east coast blogger:</b> today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred</p><p></p><b>west coast blogger:</b> this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand<p></p><b>midwest blogger:</b> o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so<p></p>
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“On April 19th I made bread”
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Latin graffiti in Pompeii (CIL IV.8792)
life fast die young, Romans
(via likeavirgil)
#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE TIME THAT ROMAN GUY MADE BREAD
(via audible-smiles)
4/19 bake it
(via inquisitorpsyduck)
everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
I did not
we’re always forgotten on posts like this but c-section privilege is being able to fulfill the prophecy and kill macbeth so who really wins
are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry
when-did-this-become-difficult:
At the Nuclear Summit
omg this is straight up fanfic material. Justin and Barack just look so ~cozy and Cameron is just sitting there like “i thought you were *my* bae” and it’s hilarious
Look at this Canadian seduction.
“cameron cut a lonely figure” HAHAHAHAHAHA it’s okay you’ll always have Stephen Harper you hack
Trudeau and Obama just gossiping in low voices and all Dave occasionally hears is the word “pig” and them breaking into giggles.
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
Goodness look at the interplay between the light of the setting sun and the wave!!
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amazing
