letterful:

i love my field but i hate my field but i adore my field but i loathe my field but i worship my field but i abominate my fie

#pov you’re a horse

Thanks for the laugh @kelasparmak

a-star-that-fell:

“we take a very dim view of spies and saboteurs on this station”

astraltrickster:

Hello random tumblr users! I paid tumblr $4.20 to show you my cat

Enjoy!

beardedmrbean:

phantomrose96:

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

clydiavandyke:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I’m a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.

Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.

Well I think this post has started reaching people that don’t get the joke. It was nice knowing you all.

2glassesofchianti:

memewhore:

Start with City Council and work your way up.