Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

jungwildeandfree:

ethantheheffalump:

cerynn:

theamazingsallyhogan:

the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

trek-tracks:

star-trek-shallot:

Drunk, Sword-Wielding Sulu from Naked Time: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Uhura: …You mean my pronouns?

Drunk, Sword-Wielding Sulu from Naked Time: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Uhura: Uh…I dunno, what are yours?

Drunk, Sword-Wielding Sulu from Naked Time: NOISY AND CHAOTIC.

Technically, Sulu actually tried to guess Uhura’s adjectives in this scene as “fair” and “maiden” (yes, the second was used as a noun but it’s also an adjective) and failed miserably (“Sorry, neither”), which is why you really need to ask first.

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Anonymous:

okay but aside from the episode, how would a garashir romantic vacation on risa together go

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kaelio:

I actually think it would be neat if they got one of those little buildings out on the reef and Garak is just swimming and sunning the entire time, unfortunately to the detriment of the sexy & spicy erotic vacation Julian had planned. He’s just swimming around and eating any of the fish that look good.

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julian booked this looking at the bed, not knowing that it would be covered in fish guts/heads owing to garak coming in through that open wall every 5 minutes with another half-chewed flounder he’d finish off from the comfort of the den

online-accessibility-sideblog:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

Thanks for description!

rasairui:

elldritch-horror:

rasairui:

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That’s cool and all but this one’s for the she/hes. If you’re a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

It’s both the mint situation is fucking severe