elemental-queen-writes:

wanderingwriter87:

garaks-gay-garderobe:

comic-sans-chan:

Richard Bashir would absolutely loathe Garak and Garak would get the best fucking of his life from Julian about it.

OP WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS:

i disagree with the premise bc i think garak can and will play richard like a fiddle and win his approval very quickly but this concept is so fucking funny

Now I’m picturing Richard hanging out in Garak’s shop, all disapproving of this man his son is with because he’s Cardassian, and just a tailor to boot, but wanting to see what’s so great about him. Garak is in full impress mode, being super nice, telling some tall tales about Julian (most of them even true) to subtly rub in the fact he knows what’s going on in Julian’s life while Richard doesn’t, and in walks Martok.

And Garak’s like “Ah, General Martok, or should I say Chancellor now?”

And Martok kinda grimaces, grumbles about all the paperwork, and the two have a happy quick catch up while Richard watches in awe.

Then Richard gets introduced to Martok, Martok says his son is very brave and makes a reference about being in prison together, which Richard doesn’t know about, then turns to Garak and says they only got out of that prison because of Garak’s bravery.

And Richard is standing there like, but aren’t you just a tailor? And Garak is like “Oh yes, I’m a plain and simple tailor.”

Martok laughs, and says goodbye and leaves, and Garak just doesn’t elaborate about anything said.

Years down the track, Julian and Garak are married, and Richard asks when they’re going to meet Garak’s parents.

And Garak just casually drops that his father died in a prison camp, and the only reason he got to say goodbye is because Julian looked after him so well. And again refuses to elaborate.

Richard is just like

hjartasalt:

Need a pronoun pin that is both huge and also flashes red and makes a loud incorrect buzzer sound effect every time someone gets it wrong

rosietherivendell:

It’s funny that the crew accused Jim of being a mermaid because frankly if anyone aboard The Revenge were a mermaid it would be Buttons. After all he:

1. Can speak to seagulls
2. Says his singing cannot be translated into any human language
3. Seems to like the taste of human flesh
4. Has long flowing hair
5. Can put A HEX UPON YE

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

kesslersymbolic:

feyinvestigations:

Things that have happened in the last 48 hours.

-cw hasn’t been profitable since 2006

-horse continues plinkoing

-the urfaveisunfuckable situation

-the pope listened to megalovania

I’m sorry what??

I wish to g*d I was joking

emelye:

setphies:

so yknow how andrew robinson originally auditioned for odo?

my brain is now consumed by odo with garak’s personality

“my dear bartender, it is a pleasure to find you so well… oh? what’s that? surely you’re not intimating that my friendly visit has some sort of ulterior motive? mr. quark, you wound me!”

Okay so does that mean we get Garak with Odo’s personality?

“You know… there are some who say you remained on the station as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians.”

“Harrumph.”

captaincrusher:

Ds9 AU where everything is the same but when Weyoun 8 appears he has a thin mustache that he’s always twirling menacingly.

spookys-fluff-fics:

At the Wal-Mart I work at, I saw a Christmas shirt that said, “Instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion.” I’m 100% sure that is something Garak would wear or something Julian would make him wear.

ds9-mug:

I call this moodboard: “When The Mugs Attack”