lankybrunettepartdeux:

Cats at the Temple of Philae, Egypt

Source: CatsWithJobs Reddit

jedi-bird:

From tiny baby to old and snaggly. Fifteen years makes a big difference. She’s still loud and demands head stritches constantly. And she still loudly greets anyone who comes to the door with a friendly meow, though considering she yells it not many think it’s friendly.

bebe-benzenheimer:

anais-ninja-bitch:

thebidork:

the-haiku-bot:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villain’s record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Man’s more heinous crimes:

• Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasn’t sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
  
• Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
  
• Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldn’t/wouldn’t move when we found him in the morning  
  
• Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
  
• Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
  
• Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
• Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasn’t fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
  
• Tricked me into loving him forever anyway

Ripped an escape hole

in the patio screen door

in a single night

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh my god he’s THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!

the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend

alex51324:

escuerzoresucitado:

Check out this cat

Imagine how tiny the meows would be if he didn’t put his whole body into it. Microscopic meows.

cloudbunny:

peppermintquartz:

catasters:

罕见的猫头鹰