cat :)
Dearborn likes to sit where the bedroom hallway meets the entry hallway, because she can see me at my office desk and also almost all of the condo from there, except for the Evil Kitchen which she hates anyway. It used to be she’d sit there watching me, and if I got up to walk into the living room or to the kitchen she’d leap up and run ahead of me, clearly concerned with being stepped on.
But she’s five now, and simply refuses to be intimidated into moving. I walk up to the hallway juncture and she just sits there like “Answer my riddles three, Dad, if that’s your real name.”
My little sphinx, you weigh less than a six-pack of Diet Coke. You’re lucky you’re cute.
[ID: Two photographs of Dearborn the Tortie, in the same place and position: lying sphinxlike, front paws in front of her, head up to look at me, on the edge of a rug at the t-junction where the bedroom hallway meets the main hall of the condo. In the first, the hallway is shown clearly; in the second Dearborn is in close-up, looking past the camera, contemplative, immovable. Until her Dad picks her up and she yells because she hates being carried.]
hey!! why you lying on the ground like that??
bad day??
oh!! okay..
I’ll stay here and keep you company..
is that alright??
sm of the commissions from my very first batch!! thank you to everyone letting me draw ur kitties!! i will open new slots soon :3
They saw a bunny
Charleston also saw a bunny!
Cartoon kitty
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It’s Caturday! Here is my poor elderly jerk that throws up everywhere.
I hope you don’t mind me adding my asshole son to this good Caturday post:
took a picture of my cat that made her look like she was in a perfume ad, then made it so
the perfume would probably have notes of catnip and ocean breeze redolent of tuna