The title of this one is “A comic about a discord message my girlfriend wrote to me at 4:32 AM on a Saturday”
The title of this one is “A comic about a discord message my girlfriend wrote to me at 4:32 AM on a Saturday”
happy birthday mint today you are 1 year old and way fluffier than we ever thought you would be <3
Art by Juan Ruiz
I started to adjust my legs… now I’m in trouble.
she’s had a long day of being a cat and doing nothing, and she’s exhausted
I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol
-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”
-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”
“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”
-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”
There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.
How high can a cat jump?
I WASN’T DOIN NUFFIN! (via)