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tbh jurrassic park/world would’ve been such a chill place i’f they’d just focused on the herbivores
you could actually go and see the dinosaurs up close without a 10k volt fence
actually, you wouldn’t need any fences at all, you could have a walk around the entire island and chill with the dinos
you could pet and feed them
damn yOU COULD RIDE THE SMALLER ONES
(or the big ones)
also no one??? becomes??? dinosaur?? food????
This is actually an issue I have with the Jurassic Park movies. All herbivores aren’t just docile cows who will let you pet them and ride them and do all manner of things. In fact, cows aren’t really like that either. Herbivores are prey animals, which means that they have plenty of survival instincts that involve goring your ass with their horns if you get too close. If you wouldn’t try to pet a cape buffalo or a hippo, don’t imagine that you’d actually be able to pet a triceratops or an apatosaurus.
Sure, no one would get eaten, but does that really make a difference after you’ve been trampled to death?
My husband and I are in the process of getting divorced, but we don’t want anyone to know until the deed is done and our assets and children have been appropriately divided up.
We sent our kids to the Jurassic World theme park to visit my sister (who runs it), so they could have some fun while my husband moves out.
Can you believe that she didn’t just drop everything to make sure that they would have a good time? I mean, really, I know that I didn’t tell her that my husband is leaving and I’m moving my lesbian lover in this weekend, but the least she could have done is ignore her duties and concentrate on my boys! My kids are way more important than twenty-odd thousand people who paid for a safe experience with a lot of giant, man-eating predators.
– Just Want My Boys to Have Fun
ps: what was the point of her ignoring my kids if dinosaurs were going to get loose anyway! My kids have bruises! The gall!
My sister sent her kids to visit without warning me and is now pissed that they were sweaty and a bit bruised after their dinosaur adventure. Any advice on how to keep the peace?
Also, I had adrenaline-fueled “we didn’t die!” sex with a subordinate who trains raptors as attack dogs. Now he thinks we should start planning a wedding!
I’m not sure how to approach him about my general ambivalence about anything more than a fuckbuddy relationship. Help!
most overtly sexist movie i’ve seen in a long time
Hey, here’s some of the reasons why I found it fucking impossible to enjoy this movie.
This movie was such a white dude sausage fest, it’s almost a little pathetic.
A total of three supporting female characters: one of which is the mother who only appears at the beginning and end of the movie, a tech room girl who only has a few lines and has to deal with a pass being made at her, and Zara, whose death is EASILY the most drawn out and graphic death in the entire movie.
There are only two POCs - both males - and one of them dies.
Owen is clearly the Savior Of Everyone even though he has to be saved himself at one point and Claire gets absolutely no credit for that moment of badassery. He has all the answers to everything even though he isn’t actually a paleontologist???
Actually, come to think of it, I don’t think there was one actually trained/certified dinosaur expert in this movie about dinosaurs eating people. Shouldn’t they keep one on the payroll? I feel like that would’ve been smart.
Like, the Jurassic Park/dinosaurs fucking shit up aspects of Jurassic World were great but the people part of Jurassic World left a lot to be desired. I was rewriting the movie in my head as I watched it tbh.
I haven’t seen it yet, but this article has me a little wary.
