A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. “That’s Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe,” they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?
Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.
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What do you call a mystery flavor ice pop?
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[video description: a toddler picks up a chicken while their parent instructs them from behind the camera to tell their joke. The child says “why are chickens so funny?” The parent asks “why?” To which the child replies “becauuuuuuse.” The word because is said to mimic a chicken’s crow. The parent cracks up. End description.]
