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uss-genderprise:

okay now that you’re all here does anyone know that fic that was posted on ksarchive before 2009 i think that involves kirk ending up on a beach with no memory and he gets a job as a bartender and dates this girl he met at the grocery store and his landlady bakes him cookies until eventually spock shows up to take him home cause i’ve been looking for that fic for ages i need to reread it please help

raisinchallah:

kirk gets out of every situation being like you see this table right here this table is made of wood and now you see long ago people made tables out of wood in earths 20th century though tables can be made of other materials right mister spock and spocks like yes there are tables made of metal alloys combinations of materials in fact tables are an object defined by structure rather than material and kirks like yes yes very good so we all agree this is a table and finally the guy whos holding them hostage looks down at the table and kirk kicks the table at him

somekindaspacecadet:

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immortalfool:

podcastwizard:

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it’s the tense moment where they show their hand but it’s a fantasy so they can’t say things like “full house” or “royal flush” so they same some nonsense like “three crowns and a dead crow” and the crowd is like “oooOOHH” so we know that’s good

Other character smirks: “Well, I’ve got a castle on four omens.”


The crowd “oohs” louder, so we know that it’s Much Better™️

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

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Originally posted by gar-trek

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