kitsuragied:

kirk watching spock fight seriously looks fucking horny. like. my dude. you cannot bite your lip and look strained while staring at your first officer who’s wearing a sleeveless shirt for the first time in who knows how long and showing how Big Strong he is

Every time Jim Kirk wants to do some ridiculous shit and manages to talk a very reluctant Leonard McCoy into going along with it, I feel kinship with McCoy.

roach-works:

tochaoticallygo:

tochaoticallygo:

Listen. Scotty is intensely Scottish. Bones is pretty damn southern. I really wish that we got a Jim Kirk who was just incredibly midwestern. Jim dropping things and saying “ope” under his breath. Jim running into things/people with an “ope, sorry”. Jim trying to get through crowds with a “let me squeeze right past ya”. Jim going on about how corn from Iowa is clearly the Superior Corn, far above other midwestern states’ corn and DEFINITELY better than non midwestern corn, which isn’t even worth eating in his humble opinion. Jim taking 30 fucking minutes to say goodbye to someone to the confusion of some alien culture who can’t figure out why Captain Kirk keeps stating his intention to leave but is STILL FUCKING HERE. It would have been beautiful and it’s a damn shame nobody was brave enough to give it to us

@stardateunkown thank you for the wonderful addition, all intensely valid points

spock: captain it’s 6 degrees celsius on this planet

kirk: bit brisk yea

mccoy: what spock means to say is put some goddamn pants on before you freeze your fucking thrusters off, jim

kirk, still wearing shorts: yeah nah i’m just goin to the shops for a minute

shlurmp:

love in space what more could u ask for

shortkingkirk:

Things that will never not be funny to me; an incomplete list

1. Spock being more popular than Kirk when TOS was first aired, a fact that would have made Kirk ecstatic

2. Shatner being a shitbaby bc he wasn’t the fan fav, which proves that tweet about kirk beating the shit out of shatner in a denny’s parking lot is empirically true