Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
I need an AU where Izzy comes to accept Stede as captain and just like fully embraces his buffoonery with the same yelling and angry chihuaha energy that he does everything else.
Like Stede is chiding someone for not sharing during arts & crafts time and Izzy is holding them at swordpoint like “You heard the Captain! Share your sequins, dog!”
Stede forces everyone on another beach vacation and Izzy has a coconut drink in hand and inexplicably has a hawaiian shirt that’s somehow made of leather and he’s yelling at the crew that they’re not leisuring hard enough
“You cunts better start frolicking! Who didn’t finish the moat around this sandcastle? Bunch of fooking layabouts…*gets out little pink pail and small green shovel* “I better see some goddamn cavorting before I fill this bucket with seashells, or by god you’ll wish you had!”
Ok but for real I saw a bedazzled leather vest on FB marketplace and STRONGLY considered a disco Izzy cosplay
Okay, well now my search history contains the phrase “leather daddy hawaiian shirt.” Unfortunately I couldn’t find anything that looked like what I was imagining.
Leather… western shirts exist but that’s not really the vibe unless you’re Calico Jack and even he would probably look askance at the one with a huge picture of Jesus on the back…
Maybe a leather bowling shirt is the right shape?
And it could have little flowers/leaves etc tooled into it
I also vote we add these leather cargo shorts and flip flops
Just angrily drinking out of a coconut with a silly straw
This is like the exact outfit I was imagining but somehow with pineapples on them
I still can’t believe Izzy was really out there with two hot as FUCK big strong daddies literally following at his heels and flanking him like guard dogs but instead he decided to spend all his time pining after Ed like ohhh booo hooooo when will I get fucked by a big strong grizzled pirate daddy 😭 bestie look behind you for like two seconds
enough about men with ‘golden retriever energy’ i want tiny, pathetic, shivering chihuahua men. where are the men with the energy of a pekingese with anger management problems
shirt that says “I ❤️ NOT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD I ❤️ FORGETTING AND NOT FORGIVING I ❤️ BEING THE SMALLER PERSON I ❤️ FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE I ❤️ BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME”
