jessepinwheel:

time for another three variable poll. you should probably read the blurb under the poll before voting.

how do you feel about snakes and tattoos

I like snakes and tattoos, and I identify as queer

I like snakes and tattoos, and I don’t identify as queer

I like snakes but not tattoos, and I identify as queer

I like snakes but not tattoos, and I don’t identify as queer

I like tattoos but not snakes, and I identify as queer

I like tattoos but not snakes, and I don’t identify queer

I don’t like snakes or tattoos, and I identify as queer

I don’t like snakes or tattoos, and I don’t identify as queer

“I like snakes” in this context means you actively like them and think they’re cool and are okay with the fact that they eat rodents and other creatures the way they do. if you are ambivalent about snakes you fall into the “don’t like” category

“I like tattoos” in this context means you have or would like to have tattoos on your own body (ignoring any possible difficulties with pain, needles, money, or time). if you just like how they look on other people but don’t want to have one of your own you fall into the “don’t like” category

y'all are on the queer website you know whether you identify as that or not