maple-syrup-drinker:

whitefang55:

Customer service jobs should be highest paid jobs in existence because of the horrors

taikoturtle:

My Friends: have you seen this TV show?

Me: no, but thanks to tumblr,

more-than-a-feeeling:

Oscar Isaac at Barnes & Noble to talk HEAD WOUNDS: SPARROW

Photographed by Lindsey DeLuca (Twitter)

hadeantaiga:

Men are not bad.

Loving men is not a shame.

Men deserve love.

Men can be raised with love.

Men can heal.

Men deserve healing.

parasitoidism:

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

suddenly thinking about the time i saw a horse give a live birth and how awful it was. it was like. not smooth and took a long time and like….super gushy and it was not an experience i would ever recommend

adults be like “childbirth is so beautiful😌” its really not it’s gross and messy and not fun for anyone involved. just lay eggs that’s so much easier and cooler

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

velocirapity64:

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court