“Holy shit! I followed this person back in the day on LiveJournal!”
-an actual thing I said about a tumblr interaction in 2023.
Tumblr :
Dr. Pepper is just BBQ Coke.
You went extinct 71 million years ago.
“i forgive myself for what i did” and “i should not have done that” are two statements that can and should coexist. you can forgive yourself while holding yourself accountable. you can understand that you fucked up while also understanding that you’re human.
denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don’t want to be ‘cringe’ is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?
like, you’re going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr.
So Anne Rice is dead.
Time to write some Interview With The Vampire fanfic
we were all thinking it
Werewolves are entry-level monsterfucking because that’s when you decide if you’re ready or knot.
kelas parmak is like the kind of activist that didn’t crow on twitter about maggie thatcher being dead, but did annoy their neighbours by putting ‘ding dong the witch is dead’ on blast for a full hour

