headspace-hotel:

tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

randomitemdrop:

striders:

sourcandeyes:

striders:

today courtney and i saw an ad for a kickstarter for ketchup slices. like squares of dehydrated fruit-rollup-esque ketchup leather. and hours later i’m still fucking furious

t-tomatoes?

no like literal ketchup leather

that’s a fucking grilled cheese with a dried ketchup slice. like they made a whole sheet of the crust around the cap of the ketchup bottle. i’m livid

Item: package of 20 slices of ketchup leather

the-last-dillpickle:

To his deep horror, Julian discovers Garak’s cussy juice has the same taste and consistency as pureed beet.

elevencllara:

“tell me lucifer morningstar. what power would hell have if those imprisoned were not able to dream of heaven?”

oh he put his entire morphussy into this

linscoresby:

so i was inspired by this tweet

garakcore:

I was thinking about how I call In Purgatory’s Shadow “the Tain Pain Train” and then my stupid fucking brain was like “you know maybe Tain asks Mila sometimes if she wants to ride the Tain Train” and now I want to throw myself bodily against a concrete wall.

sevensoccularimplant:

gul-dukat-announcements:

weyounbathwater:

weyounbathwater:

I wonder about the furry community in starfleet discovering caitians. Or caitians discovering the furry community in starfleet

Do some non humanoid aliens have humansonas

Owo! I have a Bajowansona!

My giwlfwiend The Pope thinks it’s vewy sexy uwu >:3c