romulan-gender:

Three word horror story: Doug Jones ferengi

conceptadecency:

Here’s a thing I thought of instead of writing a fic: Julian’s got a new Bond holoprogramme set about 2019 and he invites Garak. 

And he’s been teaching Garak about the Bond double entendres like Pussy Galore etc.

And there’s a Wetherspoons in the programme.

And Garak’s like, ‘hahaha, Doctor, I get it, wet her spoon. Very clever. But actually it doesn’t work like that.’

And he’s very appreciative that Julian tried to make a Cardassian innuendo.

But actually it’s just a Wetherspoons.

ontologicalmoki:

An example DS9 plot i made earlier today that I would like as a real episode:

A plot: The pope accidentally threatened to start a galactic war and the only hope of stoping it is the tailor who definitely didnt used to be a secret agent. It’s up to a surgeon and a lay Catholic ex-terrorist to convince him and the pope to work together.

B plot: The captain’s teenage son and his best friend are trying to buy their graphic novel collection back from the bartender by doing odd jobs for him. Unfortunately the microwave gained sentience

mischiefgoddesscomplex:

supremeninjawarriorprincess:

mischiefgoddesscomplex:

what if marvel did little “shorts” before their movies, like disney and pixar do. 

and we could see a happy fun little three minute movie of domestic avenger life, like steve taking bucky to disney world for the first time, or darcy and jane dragging thor to the mall on a shopping spree but he ends up working it in every outfit he tries on, or clint and natasha getting really into a heated game of paintball but you don’t realize it’s paintball until the very end when natasha shoots him and you hear him groaning and see a giant splat of bright pink paint on his chest. 

Or Tony and Bruce measuring and talking quantities and reactions - science stuff - and they get into a heated debate about proper procedures and whatnot. Then at the end we find out they were trying to bake Pepper a birthday cake. And they end up exploding cake all over the kitchen.

holy shit I love when people make this post a thousand times better