• Aries: "I am particularly offended by that 5, so I'll subtract it from each side."
  • Taurus: "You should be good at completing the square because we have so many complete squares at this school."
  • Gemini: "I don't know if you all know this, but Pythagoras is actually my uncle."
  • Cancer: "At one point when I was younger, I adopted two orphans...they were dogs."
  • Leo: "Let's discuss for a moment...what do you call that stuff? Oh! Spice!"
  • Virgo: "While we are waiting for this to load, let us discuss the tasmanian wolf."
  • Libra: "You have achieved mathematical puberty."
  • Scorpio: "If I talked about the Bible, I'd get fired, which is what I'm trying to do."
  • Sagittarius: "Common core is a communist plot."
  • Capricorn: "Let's talk about marijuana! What is the active ingredient in marijuana?"
  • Aquarius: "*uses stickman as a variable* If you have log base 'a' to the power of stickman..."
  • Pisces: "When my little graphie crosses the x-axis..."