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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Hm headcanon that on Vulcan eyeshadow/liner isn’t gendered because it evolved from just like, charcoal helping with glare from the sun a la ancient egypt and then became an aesthetic thing in modern times

Spock is a lil fruity about it though

The thing is that Spock, specifically, has a human parent and is working in starfleet etc he is fully aware that makeup is considered feminine on earth. And he’s doing it on purpose

Listen…….. Because gender is a social construct, when you have multiple cultures you get to be like, gnc+. Gives you extra layers to it. Unlocks the shrimp colors of gender. I know this because I’m

mellifluousbenthictones:

homunculus-argument:

Things I remember reading online that I wish I had screenshotted: Story of a trans guy, estranged from family, who got an invitation to his sister’s wedding, but their parents had specified that he’d better come in a dress or not come at all. But they hadn’t seen him in almost 7 years and didn’t know that not only was he on T and had surgeries, he’s a passionate weightlifter.

So if I remember right he sent the sister a heads-up beforehand and the sister was like “holy shit do it”, and he showed up in a pink, frilly dress, and sneakers. No makeup, jewellery or anything, just this bulky, hairy dude in a dress for no particular reason.

Their parents, naturally, still got mad despite of him following their exact, specific instructions in order to “not embarrass the family”, and after the wedding the sister made sure to pick as many photos of the wedding as possible with the brother visible in them, because it was now a funny family story of bringing the family together by pissing the shit out of their parents.

delicious malicious compliance

alia-andreth:

vampiraptor:

vampiraptor:

I like how fanon portrays Feanor as the batshit crazy wild-card and Fingolfin as the more collected, rational, thoughtful sibling. But you do realize Fingolfin only gets that characterization because he is compared to Feanaro-Spirit-of-Fiyaaaaaah, right? Because Fingolfin was the one who canonically got so mad he road off to Angband to fight Satan on his front lawn solo and ended up getting stomped for his efforts. 

#Finarfin’s the rational one#but y'all forget that because he was rational enough to just skip the Silm altogether (via @worldflower

Exactly.

Saying someone’s rational by comparing them to Feanor is setting a hilariously low bar.

mycroftrh:

So oleander - a relatively common pretty garden flower - is so incredibly poisonous that if you eat honey made by bees primarily fed on it, you’ll die.  Ever since I learned that fact as a kid I’ve wanted to write a murder mystery about a charming little town where people start just, dying mysteriously, as people do in charming little towns I’m told, and eventually it turns out that the local Sweet Little Old Lady has been feeding her bees off the oleander in her sweet little cottage garden and giving the honey, in sweet little jars with ribbons and hand-written labels that have sweet little drawings of bees and flowers, to every damn bastard in this damn backwards town that she’s built a grudge against over the last 80 years