• aries: large textbooks. to smack stupid hoes with
  • taurus: fuckboy repellent spray
  • gemini: phone + charger
  • cancer: those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you
  • leo: a box of kleenex for u to wipe away ur tears. ur gonna need it
  • virgo: pain relievers for those killer headaches u will inevitably get
  • libra: colorful pens. not that basic blue and black shit
  • scorpio: a shopping cart full of gum
  • sagittarius: a water bottle filled with vodka
  • capricorn: a scissor so u can cut bitches
  • aquarius: earbuds, u can't go to school without them
  • pisces: a pillow for nap time