Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

anais-ninja-bitch:

vaspider:

natalieironside:

Tbh I feel like we’d be better served by abandoning the term “redemption arc” and replacing it with “face turn”

Yes!!!

“Face turn” doesn’t imply the person is saved or redeemed, and doesn’t imply an end that you get to where redemption is all done forever.

All it talks about is which direction a character is headed.

Perfect. Yes. Good. Love it.

i have been saying this! it’s also a more fun phase.

serpentinesomebody:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

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DONT LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS THATS FUNNY

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The Signs As Things My Cancer Best Friend Has Said/Done

  • Aries: "240, turn up!"
  • Taurus: "Just sell your feelings on eBay."
  • Gemini: [talking about being a Chipotle worker for halloween] "I can put guacamole on my shirt and I'll be extra."
  • Cancer: "Look, best friend goals! [while writing] When your best friend can write your name on your math paper upside down - I spelt your name wrong..."
  • Leo: "There's stars on my underwear bc my ass is out of this world."
  • Virgo: [fanning self] "I've gotta chill my cold heart."
  • Libra: [pulls school ID out of bra] "My ID is right here calm your titties."
  • Scorpio: "An overkill is stabbing someone 37 times."
  • Sagittarius: [with a vitamin water label taped around her wrist] "When your friend is Wonder Woman."
  • Capricorn: [while having a coughing fit on Friday the 13th] "It'd be an honor to die today."
  • Aquarius: [about underwear] "It feels like a cloud on my ass."
  • Pisces: [about the leaking roof] "The school's peeing."

aph-lithuania:

tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

adifferentthirdgeneration:

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

the signs as poorly thought out shit that i've actually done

  • ARIES: knocked my brother off of our roof
  • TAURUS: spent over 200 dollars on real life pokemon badges
  • GEMINI: tried to make french toast by myself, accidentally used an entire carton of eggs for three pieces of toast
  • CANCER: slept on my floor because i didn't want to wake up my dog to move him (seven times)
  • LEO: got called pretentious and reacted by looking up the word pretentious in the dictionary to find the exact definition to prove my accuser wrong (age 13)
  • VIRGO: printed out a chart to cross reference all of the possible places i could purchase cadbury eggs at any given time
  • LIBRA: forgot to sleep for two days
  • SCORPIO: became jealous of the video game "skyrim" because my significant other spent more time playing it than talking to me
  • SAGITTARIUS: learned how to tie my shoes wrong, still tie them wrong today (age 16)
  • CAPRICORN: named my first goldfish "Goldfish #1"
  • AQUARIUS: accidentally told my 68 year old grandfather to "suck it or pay up"
  • PISCES: cried so hard at the movie "brother bear" that my mother had to escort me from the theater because people were complaining