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thatbagginsbitch:

Was just trying to sleep earlier today when a random thought smacked me in the face.

Lucius and Pete really did just hook up out of nowhere huh?

And, rather than ignore my Dumbo brain and sleep, I theorized and now I’m on Tumblr talking about it.

I fully believe Lucius ‘checked the rations’ with Pete intending it the same way he sketched Fang and had uncomfortable exchanges with Izzy, ie a flirtation/fling without real feelings behind it, but then the Art of Fuckery episode happened and while everyone was worried about him Pete did something more.


Pete whittled him a lame ass finger that barely passes as a thumb.


And yeah, we’ve all seen the episode and know this, but idk if anyone’s ever thought too hard about it. Lucius is used to being the object of desire, of wooing and flirting as he likes, but I think that was the first time anyone had truly gone out of their way to do something nice for him.

And now Lucius is head over heels for our favorite stereotypical pirate because he did what no one else had thought to.


Thank you for coming to my sleep deprived Ted talk