westenragf:

mutuals I’d turn into a vampire with

thoodleoo:

please pause your scrolling to look at this ancient egyptian figurine of a cat with kittens currently in the brooklyn museum

okay you may continue

butchgengar:

They should invent biting for very far away.

chaotic-archaeologist:

thatlittleegyptologist:

Your day would be better if you saw an Ancient Egyptian glass fish

So true

fitzsimmmonsy:

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

veryrarelystable:

tygermama:

askingmaro:

spacesocialist:

standing outside taika waititi’s window with a boom box, crying and asking him to save my franchise

Please stop. New Zealand is a small country and some of us are trying to sleep.

tags via @fireflyfish

#is new zealand real?#or is it some kind of mass nerd hallucination?#non star wars

isn’t this what we used to say about Australia?

New Zealand used to be real, but we are in the process of removing all knowledge of us from the rest of the world.  You’ll notice we’ve made a start on the world maps.