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Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
“How do you know this isn’t good for me? How do you know it isn’t the best thing that’s ever happened to me?”
Tom you are actively evolving into a salamander
alternate universes that equally unsettle and entice me
Finally, someone figures out why I identify as bi instead of pan.
*can’t stop laughing*
psa
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
YES
so then how do you invite someone for tea. with tea and scones and jam and stuff. that kind of tea. how are you supposed to phrase that?
“do you want to come over for a cuppa”
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish
this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:
with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese
however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)
so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably
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Huh. Must try this.
MOFFAT HAS LEFT DOCTOR WHO AND THEY’RE REPLACING HIM WITH THE GUY WHO MADE BROADCHURCH
FORTUITY BE PRAISED!
Really?
It apparently won’t come into effect until like 2018 but nonetheless…
I look forward to 2018.