M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
There’s a lot of overlap in that particular Venn diagram, and I’m OK with that.
Can’t kill somebody twice so you still get one for each though.
regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family
Benoit Blanc is trans
Exhibit A:
I rest my case
Exhibit B
rb to have a super gay 2023
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As we speak Betty White is laying down a meandering trail of Turkish delights in the afterworld which Queen Bess 2 will soon delightedly follow, only to be trapped beneath a laundry basket formerly held up with a stick. There, every street urchin who ever died since the Norman conquest can spit upon her and then receive a parting kiss on the head from Betty before passing on to the great eternity. They will also each get an individually wrapped piece hard candy for the journey.
It’s funny that the crew accused Jim of being a mermaid because frankly if anyone aboard The Revenge were a mermaid it would be Buttons. After all he:
- Can speak to seagulls
- Says his singing cannot be translated into any human language
- Seems to like the taste of human flesh
- Has long flowing hair
- Can put A HEX UPON YE
This isn’t even a joke anymore this is my 100% fully endorsed headcanon cjfjdmjd
ID under cut!
Trek Femslash AUs » Ezri/Lenara (thanks @trillscienceofficer for the help)
↳When the artificial wormhole suddenly appears again Lenara is brought back to DS9 to help their scientist deal with it. With the heavy knowledge that she and Jadzia missed her chance she can’t help but seek out the new Dax host. Ezri meanwhile, can admit that Lenara is still as attractive as she was when she was Jadzia and is really hoping this isn’t lingering feelings (again). (It’s not.)
wishing a happy and healthy Morn Monday to you and yours
Fantasy story that features a scantily clad, Confident In Her Sexuality fanservice character who’s touchy and physically affectionate with everyone and just apparently hates wearing clothes. Then we get to visit her family and it turns out their whole culture is genuinely like that, when her brother - whose apparel consists on very little else than a pair of remarkably elaborate shoes - tries to greet the whole party with deep open mouth kisses.









