finalvortex:

dr heinz doofenshmirtz one of the characters of all time. he’s a mad scientist. he got his degree on the internet but everything he invents works. he puts on big musical numbers and his backup dancers are canonically unionized. he’s a dorky dad. he has trauma. he changed his name to professor time for branding purposes. he’s an immigrant. he’s an ocelot. he’s even divorced

rubixpsyche:

fckmypssywtharakemom:

cleverclove:

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

Perry realizes the true villain in this ep is the school, and he deals with them.

funnymicrobe:

ermm….aren’t you gonna tell me what a special boy i am and how my discoveries will shake the scientific world and how fascinating my experiments are now? lol…… i wore my longest most flowy lab coat today do you like it. ignore the bloodstains lol ahahaha. oh and you totally saw the brains in jars right

emma-d-klutz:

greelin:

his name is White Boy and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone.

heinz doofenshmirtz

spacesweepers:

spacesweepers:

Is it really enemies to lovers if you can’t make a “Genghis Khan” by Miike Snow fanvid for it

I’m talking about this Doofenperry shot-for-shot remake and this Doofenperry shot-for-shot remake ONLY

boo-topia:

HELP my 6 yr old brother was walking around calling everyone he loves his nemesis and my grandma was like “what do you think nemesis means??!” and he goes “best friend!!!😊” CAUSE THATS WHAT HE LEARNED FROM DOOF N PERRY

marauders4evr:

A Disney movie about a boy who loves science but has a terrible homelife. He’s overshadowed by his sibling, he’s forced to protect his family, he loses his childhood best friend, he’s bullied, he’s disowned and briefly raised by another family, and he emigrates to a new country. He goes to college with a professor who he’s constantly trying to impress. He briefly dates a few people, even a celebrity, but it doesn’t work out. He gets married and swiftly gets divorced, but is still there for his daughter. He becomes an artist. Tries selling food, tries being a magician, tries being a poet. Mostly, he tries to invent. He loves inventing. He eventually starts his own business. He devotes his life to proving himself through these inventions. He slowly loses his sanity but he keeps moving forward. He keeps inventing. He gets his picture taken. He suddenly finds himself facing a teal platypus with a fedora. And that is when the film gets good.

carnivoreofthesea:

manga-gamer:

dmnfox:

official-lucifers-child:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

this gave me an ungodly amount of serotonin and i have never even watched phineas and ferb

Everytime I see this I will reblog it. 

I didn’t have sound on, and I still knew

Doctor doof looks so gosh dang happy about seeing his nemesis be real

phantomchick:

lazygravez2:

obsidiancreates:

theterrifyingrenegadeteenager:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

The spirit of the show really does live on