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Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):
- Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
- A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
- A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
- Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
- Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
- That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
- Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
- Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
- Feel free to add more
- “Is your social worker in that horse?”– a legitimate question that gets a rather heartbreakingly sincere “Yes” in response.
