finalgirlcomplex:

he puts the slay in vampire slayer

gen-is-gone:

ok no godFUCKINGdammit you don’t understand, he’s fat he’s queer he’s Hispanic specifically, he’s an action hero he’s a teddy bear he’s obsessed with fucking Armand, he’s got nearly chivalric levels of devotion to the stupidest man alive, he could do anything wants to and he chooses the most degrading clownshoes career path on purpose, he’s got the world’s finest ass, every day he contemplates the fact that he could kill them all and every day he chooses to play mom-friend instead, he’s short he’s a serial killer he’s got that smug little fucking grin i wanna bite him i wanna bite him i wanna bite him i don’t know What The Fuck nandor’s problem is i’ll bite that man myself

charleslovemustdie:

anonymintea:

y'all are so thirsty for harvey guillén as guillermo… *hands you these and walks away*

(from harvey guillén’s instagram)

mrspockify:

Guillermo eats burgers with a fork and knife which we as humans consider serial killer behavior so if he ever gets turned he HAS to drink blood in some way that other vampires think is absolutely insane