quasi-normalcy:

gordon-ramsay-official:

officialbabygirl:

i didn’t realise that gordon ramsey kitchen nightmares he was actually meant to help i just thought he went into random restaurants and started to harass people

They asked me to be there.

#this is the thing!#they invite him and then they get so mad#like? what did you expect?#youve watched the show right?#you really think you’re gonna be different?

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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

(gordon opens a compartment on the wall and dozens of tribbles fall on his head) fucking hell. at least someone’s enjoying the food.